Last night was super fun, but shit got weird and confusing (possibly in a good way?) around 2:15 AM, when the Moon in realist Virgo opposed Neptune in dreamer Pisces. If you’re not too hung over, today is an excellent day for a power brunch—climb that social ladder with the Moon throwing good vibes over to power planet Pluto at 12:10 pm. The rest of the day is quiet: Indulge the Moon in Virgo by people watching and mentally critiquing their outfits.
Aries
You’re getting shit done today, hangover be damned. Your business lady vibe is inspiring and enviable. The Moon is in Virgo, so today is a great day to clean up your act, your room, your closet, whatever. Perhaps don a power suit.
Taurus
Ooh la la, romance and adventure are on the menu today, but only if you can get your ass out of bed in time. The Moon is in fellow Earth sign Virgo— we all think of Virgo as being shy, but Virgo is totally playful, and you’ll feel that vibe in a strong way today.
Gemini
Last night was intense! Even if you went to bed early, your dreams were pretty freaky (and likely inspiring). You’re at a weird place in your life right now—you can’t tell if the direction things are going is awful or awesome, but I have a feeling things will turn out okay.
Cancer
Crazy, transformative stuff is going on in your relationships, romantic and otherwise, and you’re ready for a change to enter your life. The Moon in smart, savvy Virgo will help things along! Important messages will come your way today.
Leo
The Moon is in Virgo, a practical, smart Earth sign that will inspire you to tackle some financial or material matters. Your day-to-day schedule is changing, and you can use today’s productive energy to manifest a vision of your life that works for you.
Libra
The stress of the unknown could freak you out today, Libra, so I suggest you work with the energy proactively: Go to a museum to look at some old things, read through old diaries and reflect on your younger self’s weirdness and genius, or find a private space in nature to reconnect with your spirit.
Scorpio
The Moon is in Virgo, a sign we think of as being shy—but you, Scorpio, can bring out the fire in anything. Today will be fun and very social, with lots of interesting news and communications coming your way.
Sagittarius
There’s a strong likelihood that you don’t remember what you did with the person you woke up next to today. In any case, you’re likely too busy today to spend time with them— kick them out. It might be Saturday, but you’re inspired to get productive and organized.
Capricorn
The Moon is in fellow Earth sign Virgo, and it’s sending you lovely, supportive vibes! Not to mention plenty of opportunity for adventure or the chance to learn something new. You feel unstoppable today: Perhaps try taking a risk of some sort?
Aquarius
The Moon is in introspective Virgo, and you’re feeling the mysterious and unknown today. If you think you have spirits in your house, today’s the day to make contact. Sleep and rest are also majorly important today as well— nap through brunch.
Pisces
The moon is in your opposite sign, Virgo, today! You’ll feel the weight and importance of the connections you’re making now, and you’ll be hyper aware of how they’ll affect you down the line. Be sure not to piss off any Libras.
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