Have you seen that video where dude goes up to people on the sneak and cuts off their man bun? That shit is hilarious but it’s also fake (they admit), which is a major bummer to all of us who have had dreams of doing that to every mustachio’d fuck in Brooklyn.

Thankfully we have Austin garage punks Flesh Lights to pick up the pieces. If you’re wearing a stupid hat or a fedora, then consider that shit ghost. Check out the video for “Free Yourself” for more examples of their fucking heroism.

Flesh Lights, Noisey tips our hat to YOU.