You know what, guys? The ACC Football Media Guide has had it up to here with all this guiding of the Football Media nonsense. Quite frankly, the ACC Football Media Guide is sick and tired of your whining, self-absorbed, and entitled whole deal, alright? Enough already. You want Boston College’s win-loss record? Fine, it’s right there. Duke? Here, put that in your pipe and smoke it. Don’t…don’t even ask about North Carolina. Oh, you insufferable shits. By all means, don’t look this information up for yourself on the internet, let the Media Guide get it for you. They got rolled 40-21 by Rutgers in the Quick Lane Bowl—happy?!

You just don’t learn, do you? Wake Forest? Wake Forest? You want to know about Wake Forest? Here. Here is Wake Forest’s entire season, but after that: