Vice: How do you feel about Slayer now? Smoking man: They wrote “SLAYER FUCK YOU” as well. That must have burned. Vice: When did you find it? Lovely shop woman: Did you have to clean it up? How long did that take? Maybe. Do you like Slayer as a band? Maybe it’s from Slayer, like, “Fuck you, love from Slayer,” or maybe you’re right and it’s someone who doesn’t like Slayer, like, “Fuck you, Slayer, you bastards!” Vice: How come you guys are here? Graffiti cleaner: When did you find out about this? All done last night? And you have to clean it all yourself? What would you do if you found the one who did it? Do you think it’s Slayer the band? Well that seems like a slight rush to judgement but good luck nevertheless. Bye! Basically, anyone who writes “Slayer” is an idiot, unless they did this: Or this: RHYS JAMES