Birthdays? NO THANKS. Christmas? WACK. Valentine’s Day? We don’t even LIKE love. The only holiday we have any interest in celebrating is Bun B Day!

Anise Parker, Mayor of Houston, has officially declared August 30th “Bun B Day” as of 1:30pm today. Why? Does it really matter?…

First homeboy snags a teaching gig at Rice University, now he gets his own day. So what’s next for Bun B? His own street in downtown Houston? A wing in Rice’s Fondren Library? Knighthood? A star constellation?? The sky’s the limit for Mr. B.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re off to go celebrate Bun B Day the only way we know how:

I keep it pimpin’,

Fly-ass hoes come in and out the loft.

When you got fettuccine,

You don’t need a lot of sauce.

Bitchin’.