The holidays are over, and all the good on-sale stuff is probably gone from the shelves, but the loving and the giving and the caring doesn’t have to end. Thank you, friends, and know that even if we don’t call, we do care about you. Instead of shooting you another text (and getting potentially caught up in some sort of dragnet), accept our holiday greetings and good new year wishes in the form of an utterly important and appropriate internet video by Jon Lajoie that escaped our fragile attention until now, with a secret message about The Weird and Wonderful World We Live In. Love—The Editors.

Reach us at editor@motherboard.tv. Give to someone or something—some suggestions here.