Dean Martin wants to know how you like your eggs in the morning. Miguel has a thing about coffee. Us? We know that bacon is the most romantic wake-up call out there.

Private-chef-to-the-stars Edwin “E-Dubble” Redway gets this. His meat-lover’s omelette is a protein-packed trifecta of not only turkey bacon, but pork sausage and shrimp too. It also requires minimal concentration skills to whip up—good news for sleep-deprived lovebirds who stayed up all night … talking.

Make E-Dubble’s omelette for your one-night stand and they could end up sticking around.

And if they don’t? Well, you’ll always have bacon.