Merry Belated Christmas if you celebrate. If you don’t then “Happy Holidays” or whatever is the appropriate thing to say. I hope you enjoyed…your days? Who knows. All I know is that I’m working on a holiday weekend so that you have something to read in between food comas (once again if you celebrate). I got a FitBit for Christmas, so in between typing I am randomly punching the air to burn more calories. You care. The column this week is how musicians celebrated the holidays. Ugly sweaters everywhere. Yay. Btw Happy New Year because we won’t be talking until 2016. Here are this week’s pics.

Always a true gentleman, Plies has a warm message for all you ladies and your lower halves. Sidebar, what in the entire fuck is a “Chrima”? Sounds like how people from Jersey say “creamer” when they’re at Dunkin’ Donuts.

I can’t wait until this fucking Santa dabbing sweater goes away. Seriously. Like I’m fantasizing about its demise.

Here go those sweaters again. Is it true that a family who dabs together stays together? Did I read that somewhere?

Fabolous’ dabbin son got a Rolex for Christmas and here you are using your outdated Droid to tell time. How does that feel?

You may think I’m kidding right now, but do NOT be surprised in 2016 when some random ass band of crazy Floridians start a DJ Khaled cult. Mark my words.

Oh hello Adele you fabulous millionaire slaying in your holiday attire. Chic as fuck. Hello from the jealous side.

Rudolph is probably salty as fuck because Jenny Lewis is the most badass reindeer now.

I know you can’t tell from the picture, but those bows are actually 24K white and yellow gold.

Is that a velvet bow on her crotch? Somebody call Plies to confirm since he’s apparently hip-hop’s gyno.

I actually have nothing to say about this photo. Not a fucking word.

All Miley wanted for Christmas was for Gucci to come home. At least that’s what she decided after Mike Will informed her of who he was.

OMG WHAT? How cute is Brandy’s daughter? She’s going to make me want kids someday when I’m done acting like one.

Uh, right. So for Christmas Justin received the gift of delusion? Did that come gift-wrapped or nah?

Nicki Minaj looks pretty fucking gorgeous as Mrs. Claus. Ew wait, does that mean Meek Mill is Santa?!?!?!

My New Year’s resolution is to accept the love of Taylor Swift into my heart. Seriously, why does she look so adorable as an elf?

Kathy Iandoli wants your New Year’s resolution to be to keep reading this column. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram.