Something something turkey. Something something Black Friday sales. Something something Cyber Monday. Something something “my diet starts tomorrow.” That’s all I’m hearing now. Anyway, lots of artists gave thanks this week on Instagram, and I found the most endearing. And by endearing I mean odd. Check them out.

Wiz Khalifa is such a non-conformist that he ate hot dogs on Thanksgiving. Now hipsters everywhere are going to demand that their families (or their “Framilies” in Williamsburg and Portland) have holiday barbecues going forward.

Forget lil Miley’s schemin’ ass in the corner, this is all about her dad’s mega-mullet. ALL ABOUT IT. I also love how he’s looking into the camera like, “I’m here with my family at Thanksgiving dinner, but my heart is still achy breaky for YOU.”

2 Chainz is pushing that dabbing Santa sweater pretty heavily, right? WTF is dabbing anyway?

Please explain to me what “Thanksgiving food” is, because I’m sure we all eat turkey (unless you’re vegetarian) other days out of the year. Is it the stuffing? The cranberry sauce? The yams? Like be more specific Keef, and sidebar is Martha fucking Stewart came to your house to cook, you better eat her meal. She did time in the big house too. Respect her gangsta.

Here you are hanging out like a loser at Wal-Mart waiting for a Patti Pie, and Questlove got the real thing from the actual woman. We’re all losing out to him.

The bird looks good, but those slash marks on the side make me feel like Freddy Krueger or Wolverine came through to check and see if it was cooked all the way through. Maybe it was just Rae Sremmurd though.

Drake and his mom texted through a #sports game like fuck this Thanksgiving holiday, we’re Canadian anyway.

This Thanksgiving, French Montana is especially thankful for his really close friends: Diplo…and…Skrillex?

50 Cent can’t escape his trolling, even on Thanksgiving, so he posts a cute ass pic of his child, yet crops out his baby’s mom.

Okay so Tyler, the Creator spent his Thanksgiving hanging out with his dad, Seal. Sidebar why does he look like he’s at an album signing at Tower Records circa 2001?

Lindsay Lohan and her terrifying Bitmoji hope you enjoyed your turkey.

There are two artists in this picture (Kanye and Tyga, in case you were wondering), so this qualifies as #music in my book. I love how during the holidays the Kardashian-Jenners always manage to post this happy-go-lucky photos like everything is just peachy. Meanwhile, WHERE IS ROB?

Biebs is like fuck Thanksgiving because #Canada, so I’m going to post a layout of my coffee and my book on a wooden table and pray that Elle Décor reposts it.

Here’s a little secret about me: tiny suits fucking terrify me. Sorry Leeshy.

Now Migos have a turkey dabbing? What’s dabbing again?

Kathy Iandoli wants to learn how to dab NOW. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram.