This pissing dog is unquestionably sports and, frankly, I’m offended I even have to explain this. Look at the skill and athleticism this pug displays while urinating. Can you do a handstand? Probably not. Can you walk on your hands? It’s almost certain you cannot. Can you walk on your hands for a minute? You are on the dopest shit known to man if you think you can. Can you piss for a full minute while walking on your hands? Maybe if you are a sleep walker after a night of heavy drinking, otherwise, man, get the fuck out of here. 

You are not sports, this dog is. End of story.