Jani Allan
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The Leader arrives home with one thing on his mind: the pursuit of his own genitals. Later that afternoon, person or persons unknown break in, assuming that the house is empty. After all, according to his wife, Terre’blanche had originally been scheduled leave his farm and drive back to his house in town that afternoon. As they patrol the corridors, the burglars are startled to find The Leader, pants around his hefty knees, eyes tight shut, evidently fantasizing about making love to one or more of his domestic servants, lost in a mephitic reverie of sweet self-relief. And so, presented with this challenge to their attempt to steal his VCR, they react as startled burglars are wont to: Club his brains onto the kitsch wallpaper and flee the scene.
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