MUSHROOM RIGHTS
Vice Via viceland.com So let me get this straight. To you, being a mushroom enthusiast is equivalent to being Native American? We exploited the poor, defenseless mushrooms for our callous, cold purposes? Mushrooms have rights? We had no idea. God, now I feel really bad. A MASON-DIXON LINE OF THE MIND Vice Vice Via email Well, we already did an Appalachia Issue. The Cops Issue and the Down & Out Issue kind of encompassed our feelings on any Northeast or Rust Belt city. That’s as close as you’ll get for now, since the New England Issue and the Georgia Issue aren’t on the slate for any time in the next few decades. DELAYED REACTION Via email Emily, that was in the issue we did two years ago that was comprised entirely of made-up bullshit. Not only are you gullible, you are also over 24 months late. DEPT. OF BORING BROKEN RECORDS Vice Reinventing, Acoustic, Eternal Cowboy Brooklyn, NY 1) You got us. Vice is backed by Scientologists. Guilty as charged. 2) If you want to moan about how Against Me! used to be better, the line starts over there under the sign that says “Stupid Idiots Who Care Way Too Much About Music but Still Don’t Know What They Are Talking About Anyway, Even Though It’s All They Talk About.” 3) We firmly congratulate Tom for hurting that person in Florida. 4) We are friends with Penny and like to think that he would, in fact, have done exactly the same thing in the same situation. THE RISING AMERO Via email We support all of this, simply because we think the word “amero” is cute. FISK: GOD? Vice Via email COLOR US INTRIGUED Vice Via email Not only do we have no idea what a guest story is, but we would also like nothing more than to hear your take on how tough it is out there for the single lady in today’s crazy world. Mail it to: Vice magazine, 101 Mystery Lane, the Moon. We’ll be waiting.

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