Remember when we told you about how phrenology was making a comeback? Well it turns out there’s an even easier way to tell criminals apart from the Godly. Sex-criminals specifically. It turns out that with these perverts, the clue is in the title. Look at the weird-named weirdos we found here.

James Bumbarger

Juan A Arseta

Walter Wanko

Michael O Gay

Ken Bender

George H Trumpett

Eric Cockream

Barry A Raper

Bernard Bobo Clagon

James A Hole

Lamar Bumpass

Fabian N Bump

Doyle Fuller Finger

Sad post-script: Our favourite one, Whurry Bumpers, doesn’t have a picture or any details. Which also sort of defeats the point of a sex offenders register.