Remember that call for hirsute and beefy extras we ran a couple weeks ago for our favorite devil-locked, grease paint-browed, leather punk elf stud Cody Critcheloe? The video’s done. The superlong intro’s a little disconcerting–is there anything grosser than watching a leather daddy guzzle and give head to a whole can of gasoline?–but if you zip on over to approximately 1:34 you’ll get to the good stuff. Namely cage dancing, a saxophone-playing bear, and a roomful of hooligans hungry for love. Click below to watch.
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