ONE: Contrary to rumors, the typewriter is alive and well (Romanesko)

ZERO: What’s the worst product name ever? Maybe this (CNET)

ONE: Will Google’s new open source video codec slay Flash video once and for all? (Ars)

ZERO: SETI’s alien search shuts down for lack of Earthling money (PhysOrg)

ONE: Barry Obama gives in and releases his long form birth certificate (Whitehouse)

ZERO: Apple finally responds to tracking “bug” (CNN)

ONE: Apple makes lemonade with its sour geo-tracking lemons, creating its own mapping service to counter Google Maps (Engadget)

ZERO: Does anyone still care about the White iPhone? It’s coming out tomorrow (Mashable)

ONE: Pretend to hack, look cool, impress ladies (HackerTyper)

ZERO: Detecting brain trauma just got easier (ABC)

ONE: The royal jelly of bees (NewScientist)

ZERO: Friendster throws in the towel, will wipe all old data by May 31 (NYT)

ONE: Existential Star Wars