Uncle Dirty is an 86-year-old former bodybuilder who spends his days watching TV, making model trains, and creating DIY porn. Oh, he also sews his own thongs, which he stuffs with various objects and parades on the beach (until the cops ask him to leave). Despite these disturbing antics, Uncle Dirty is really quite endearing, mainly due to his devotion to Auntie Alga, his 91-year-old, mentally handicapped wife. See photos.
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