You can’t argue with math, I mean, you could, but then you’d be arguing with a system governed by its own rules and certainties, which would be a dumb waste of time. With that in mind, look upon the works of Reddit user tuckfenpin ye mighty, and despair, for he has, using math, set in stone that the Chicago White Sox will win the 2015 World Series. Don’t take our word for it, the math is up above for you to dissect at your leisure so that you may be struck by the stunning absolutism of advanced mathematics. We are all at the mercy of our number gods, all that’s left is to await the cold embrace of a Chicago White Sox World Series championship.

Note: Everyone on the VICE Sports staff is bad at math.

[H/T Reddit]