Goddamn, Steph Curry. It’s almost like he’s out there playing basketball in and around other people also playing some kind of organized sport, but everyone else is just sort of in his way. Oh, there’s this guy where I want to go, I’ll just go around him. Aw man, another guy? What is it with these guys getting in the way? I’ll just pretend I’m going to pass it to one of these other guys in the same color shirt as me and then I will go baby hook off the glass for shits and giggles.

It honestly looks like he’s not even trying.