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But all that pales in comparison to what he’s got in store for tonight’s show, because he’s going to be joined by one of the greatest record labels and garage lyricists to ever come out of 21st century Brentford. We, of course, mean Kurupt FM. MC Grindah, Beats, DJ Steves, Decoy and the man, the myth, the legend, Chabuddy G, will be beaming straight into ear canals worldwide at 3 PM EST in a show that also features a world exclusive of Stormzy’s remix of Ghetts’ “One Take.”

Obviously, when great lyricists end up in one room, bars need spat, and Grindah and Beats manfully square up with a version of “Shut Up,” that nicely subverts Stormzy’s lyrics to apply more to Brentford street life. Apple have kindly given us a preview, so watch it below, and tune into Beats 1 at 3 PM EST tonight to hear the entire gang get #MERKY.