This behemoth of a music content generating machine doesn’t power itself, but rather relies on the wisdom of the crowds, which is to say the wisdom of the Internet, which is to say Google. In the same way you might want to know what’s powering your city’s electrical grid so you can decide if your lifestyle is sustainable enough or so you can write your Congressman, we at Noisey want to offer full visibility into the way the best music content gets made. Allow us to bare our souls for you:

Kim Taylor Bennett, Style Editor

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Kim is headed to either Colombia, France, or SoHo on a secret Scientologist mission.

Drew Millard, Features Editor

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Drew is probably getting catfished by Eric. Also possibly by Ezra. And maybe PeeWee Longway, too. He also wants to go to Miami and hang out with Gunplay, who, by the way, has a great vlog about fishing in Miami. Seriously, how sweet would it be to go fishing with Gunplay? It seems very sweet.

Eric Sundermann, Managing Editor

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If you see someone sitting in the corner at Taco Bell singing Rich Homie Quan lyrics to his Waffle Taco, it’s probably Eric. Eric loves Taco Bell. Did you know about this Taco Bell on the beach? Eric does. It is quantifiably the best Taco Bell. Which itself is quantifiably the best restaurant because it has its own custom flavor of Mountain Dew. These are things Eric would tell you if he weren’t so busy eating Taco Bell.

Kyle Kramer, Temporary Guest Contributing Editor

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Kyle’s gas bill was insanely high last month. What’s up with that? Cold weather is what. Cold weather sucks. March is a sad month, which is why Kyle could use a new Frank Ocean album. Also, did you hear Diddy changed his name back to Puff Daddy this week?! The more things change, the more they stay the same, huh?

For more on what the Noisey staff has had on our minds, read about what we were listening to this week.