A still from The Crystal Maze Series 1 Episode 1 via Youtube

Fantastic news for anyone who enjoys watching Challenge TV because normal modern TV is fucking shite: The Crystal Maze is coming back for a one-off special! That’s right, the game show in which regular guys and gals in big glasses and floppy Four Weddings and a Funeral haircuts don unflattering jumpsuits and attempt to solve cheeky puzzles in rooms where water means death instead of life, all under the watchful eye of either Richard O’Brien (bald one) or Ed Tudor-Pole (weird bloke your mum sees for a bit who tries to show you his motor bike all the time in an attempt to bond with you). It’s being revived as a part of Channel 4’s Stand Up to Cancer fundraiser this October.

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Anyway, it was rumoured that professional Scottish oddball for hire David Tennant would be presenting, but apparently that’s all bollocks. Here’s who I think should host the new one:

Noddy Holder
John McCririck
Edward Snowden
Jackie Stallone
Jodie Marsh
Darius Guppy
Terry Waite
Nancy Dell’Olio

There you go Channel 4. Go nuts.

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