TIMBALAND ALONE IN HIS STUDIO

Timbaland is all alone in his music studio
it is very late at night and he is trying to finish a brand new pop/hiphop
hit for young artist
he is recording his own voice doing little yells
they will be deep in the mix
always leaving a part of himself in every song he makes
he is sad
now he is crying
what does his life mean
he has made very popular songs played in clubs all over the world
but what does it truly mean to touch another person
to connect w/ another human

Timbaland eats a whole bag of food
he is tired now
his eyes slowly close
he goes to sleep
he dreams of a world where things can be different

MY DREAM

Last night I have a dream
I am at stand up comedy club
it is expensive
I am sitting in the middle of comedy auditorium 

stand up comedian notices me because of my glasses
he starts to make jokes about me

he says a have v small penis
also i am a loser
he says that morally I am also a bad person
the summation of my entire life is also meaningless 

I try to leave but he follows me in large car
continuing thorough examination of my life and choices

why do I dream of this

SUPERBOWL

I am at Superbowl my long and very thin hair is cascading down my shoulders
football is about to begin
but it never begins
instead everybody in 60 000 capacity stadium
becomes nude
they have forgotten about sports and are now filled with erotic energy
everyone begins to have sex together
all the different ways
there is universal pleasure and harmony
every member of each football team has died
but they watch on from heaven in peace
everybody take pictures with phone and ipad

BLOOPER

A reporter is talking
meanwhile
two dogs fuck each other in background
they don’t care
u watch

THE REAL WORLD

Welcome to the Real World House
it is filled w/ single young ppl looking to hook up also find themselves
sometimes they are drunk and fight or have sex together.
real world house slowing filling with fecally contaminated water
secretly it is built on an offshore drilling platform
thousands of miles out into the Pacific Ocean
what is going to happen

MY RESTAURANT 

In the future I have a restaurant
I am the owner at least partially
it is a good restaurant
we serve traditional food
Cheeseburger, pancakes etc.
but in this restaurant all the seats are toilets
so it is easier for you, the customer

at nite I use a power washer to clean everything
there is a drain in the floor
start everyday new and shining
filled with hope and positive energy

HIGHWAY

I am driving on highway
I am in my bright yellow Hummer car
it is 100% electric especially made for me
I have a custom licence plate
its says “ZZZZZZZ”
when you drive behind me you wonder
“what that mean”
then you see I am in my car asleep