In lieu of a description of the new Unstoppable Death Machines video animated/directed by Cooper Holoweski, Noisey has opted for a list of reasons why it rips

1) The song “Single Clarity” is a burner of distorted noise/punk/metal.
2) It was so good, we highlighted the track.
3) The video features claymation, when was the last time you saw that shit?
4) They are a duo. Did you know that? That’s it, no other members. Shit is insane. Consider that and then go back to #1.

If reason number four isn’t enough for you to be like “holy shit,” then clearly I’m wasting my time and you might be more suited to something a little “safer”. Check it out above.