We throw amazing parties. Parties so amazing that we had to channel all our knowledge into a guide to help others enjoy the same kind of level of party, because it’s selfish to keep all that expertise to ourselves.

You might have even been to one of our parties if you live in and around London, because that’s where we tend to hold these things, in the actual nightclub we have here. But there is life and fire outside the boundaries of the tube network, which is why we’re going on tour. Where we go, though, is up to you.

We want you to vote on where we should hold the next VICE House Party. Should we go to Glasgow and eat untraditional fried foods? Should we go to Newcastle and get called “soft” for wearing a coat? Should we go to Birmingham and pretend we know what any of you are saying? Should we bring the party to Edinburgh, or will Edinburgh bring the party to us? What about Liverpool? Brighton? Cardiff? Go on, vote Cardiff; we can all get lairy and disrupt a Doctor Who shoot. We can all get drunk and tell everyone rugby is bad.

What treats await us in a land beyond the capital, where pints of beer cost less than the hourly minimum wage? It is impossible to know. All we know is we are throwing ourselves at the mercy of you, a potential voter in an internet survey. Here, fill this out and tell us what to do:

@viceuk