Every once in a while, we open up the floodgates of social media and give the unwashed masses thirty minutes to tweet their music at us. We listen to all of it, and then review it. We do this because even though most music gargles turd smoothies, some of it is awesome, and we want to discover the unheard geniuses who lurk us on Twitter Dot Com. So, this is us doing that. The weird part is we have no problem with completely savaging your music, yet you continue to send it to us anyway. Go figure.
(All reviews by Drew Millard, Dan Ozzi, and Eric Sundermann)
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Drew: This is a song about not trusting anyone and not listening to yes-men. What are this dude’s yes-men saying? To not make music? Because he should listen to them, for once.
Dan: I just put this on while taking out some Pop Tarts and Eric stole some without asking and now I’m in a bad mood again. I don’t like this and I want my Pop Tart back, Eric.
Eric: Yum. (For the record, that “yum” was referring to the stolen P-Op T-Art, not K-Lub).
Drew: #StayWoke rap, my favorite rap. Oh wait, no this is terrible.
Dan: This is the type of music your sister’s scumbag boyfriend who works at the gas station would make.
Eric: I’d totally make this if I was stoned. In other news, I actually am your sister’s scumbag boyfriend.
Drew: REAL BILL BEST RAPPER ALIVE SWAG SWAG COOK *air fives self*
Dan: This can’t possibly be real. Is this one of Shia Labeouf’s weird performance art things?
Eric: It would sound better if he was wearing a paper bag over his head, Dan.
Drew on Twitter – @drewmillard
Dan on Twitter – @danozzi
Eric on Twitter – @ericsundy
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