Kitchener is a moderately sized town in southern Ontario. The few things it’s known for are brutal 80s band Helix, the world’s second-largest Oktoberfest parade, and lonely old men.

These photos are of Civic Square, a punk concert I went to, filth, and Olympic boxer Chris Johnson. Huh.

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