Omdat dwepen met andermans briljante videovondsten een hobby van ons is, vragen we graag Zuid-Afrikaanse rappers naar hun favoriete YouTube-filmpjes. De vorige zin vormt een goede reden om het woord ‘lariekoek’ weer eens in de mond te nemen, maar feit is dat Jack Parow ons onderstaand bericht en wat bewegend beeld stuurde om de meedogenloze maandag mee te doden. Hij speelt trouwens 7 november in het Paard van Troje, mocht je liever naar de beste man zelf kijken.

Hey guys,

Sorry, my internet has been down so it took a bit longer than I thought. Also with all the missioning I have been doing my YouTube knowledge has gone down, so most of these videos are pretty fokkin old. But anyway, here you go, hope is cool enough for you kief ouens.

Lekke lekke,
Parow

“The last time I was in Belgium my good friend Maarten Middendorp showed me this video, hahaha, fok, it’s crazy. Fisting and licking the anus like an ice-cream. Hahaha… golden!”

“This is a cleaning lady busting some fancy dance moves to my track ‘Dans Dans Dans’, I feel kind of kak putting one of my own songs in, but I think this is dik funny.”

“These people are fokkin crazy, I also think it’s a crackhead.”

“These people are also fokkin crazy. Don’t touch me on my studio… hahaha.”

“This one is from Funny or Die, sorry, I know it’s a YouTube thing, but they don’t have it on YouTube, but fokkit, Kenny fokkin Powers, what more can I say.”

“This video is fokken hilarious, the walk he does at the beginning is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life and the lyrics are so well done. Kak gevaarlik.”

“I also like turtles.”

“I think dogs dressed up are fokkin hilarious, they look so depressed.”

“Another dog, but this one is attacking his own leg. Kief.”

“Lastly, this is just a very heavy video about poor white South Africa, interesting and fokkin gevaarlik. Kykhie.”

Jack Parow treedt 7 november op in het Paard van Troje.

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