Als je minstens een ‘entry level alt’ bent, lees je waarschijnlijk Hipster Runoff, een blog over hipsters, blipsters, alt-bros en -bags, authentieke disco, bloghouse, dj’s met maskers en ander moois, zoals Joustice. Carles van dat blog schreef voor onze Amerikaanse collega’s van Vice over het kiezen van een authentieke alternatieve carrière. Omdat HR zowel onnavolgbaar als onvertaalbaar is, posten we die blog hieronder zoals zany HR het zelf schreef. Just Searching 4 Authenticity Yall.

Picking your authentic alt-career is difficult. Sometimes it takes a
lot of hard work. Sometimes it means ‘standing up 2 ur parents bullshit
expectations’ and/or ‘societal norms.’ It means taking risks, going to
college, not going to college, taking a year off,
and transferring to a school where u r socially
comfortable + ‘academically stimulated.’ It means being yourself and
being some one else. While ‘wanting 2 make ur parents proud’ is an
innate within all humans, authentic alts are willing to rage against
this desire. Your pride is the most important thing in the world. Your
pride, your terms.

This is ur life.
WHO DO U WANT 2 B?

The Guy who works the soundboard at concerts. He knows a lot about sound quality, systems, and bands.

DJ at a shitty radio station/college radio station/guy who is

affiliated with a university 5+ years after graduating & not
getting a real job.

“Door guy” who multitasks as a bouncer/ticket tearer/janitor.

Am Appy employee

Start an indie band that is better at ‘looking like an indie band’ than it is at making music

Start a web 2.0 company

Work for a web marketing company who tries to get

products/services/memes to go viral for companies who don’t ‘get’ how
the internet works. h8 when ‘big businesses’ don’t understand the
importance of the meme economy.

Be a Zany Doctor

Work at a free spirited, local coffee shop

Go 2 beauty school.

Learn photoshop/become a designer. Carles is certified in Photoshop CS1.

Buy a video camera and make a lil meaningful film.

Start a blog!

Go on a Bravo Show/pretend u r ‘into the design sciences.’

Tattoo artist

Apple Store Employee

Make a viral vid

Note: Working in a record store is no longer an authentic alternative career in the postMP3 blog era.

CARLES